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The great scientist Albert Einstein once said "We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been possible..."
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The great scientist Albert Einstein once said "We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been possible..."
Just had the priviledge of watching two of the most hyped Bollywood movies after "Rang De Basanti"...While I really do admire directors like Rakesh Mehra and Vishal Bharadwaj for making movies like "Rang De .." and "Omkara"...I really do feel for the continual fooling of the audience by Karan Johar and co. through their candy floss romance, exotic locales, "rona dhona" and hippy songs...!!
N R Narayana Murthy symbolises what good education coupled with good middle-class values can achieve. Infosys, the company Murthy built, is now 25 years old and is a name synonymous with resurgent India. He has achieved what he had set out to achieve. So, what next? CNN-IBN’s Anuradha SenGupta finds out in an interview with the visionary entrepreneur.
Here are some of the types of friendships that exist between guys and girls.
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An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing infront of him, all clean and pressed.Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirin sand notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:"Dear Lord:I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners....And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. Aftersupper,he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,which he managed to get through without complaint.The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,Lord,I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.
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