Interesting Sardar Jokes II

Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

High-tech sardar inventions:
Waterproof towel
Solar powered torch
Book on how to read
Pedal powered wheel chair.

Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what
To avoid side effect!!!

Man:sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: punjab.
Man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".

Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mebulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.

Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha "akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".

Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door
bcoz it was an entranceexam.

Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donationsfor a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.

Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
Santa: he is not studying they r studying him.